british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
shit they’re finding our weak spots
This is 5-year-old Scott Miles. He suffers from cancer and his biggest dream was to be Batman and save Gotham City, so the ‘Make A Wish’ foundation made his dream come true. They cordoned off the entire city of San Francisco and let Miles aka ‘Batkid’ chase criminals for 5 hours. The police of San Francisco tweeted ‘Batkid caught the Riddler’ and Barack Obama sent him a video message. I love this.
Reporting my team.
|—||Tegan Quin (via sleepychick)|